Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

I mean, sixth inning. I’m sure someone will drill the kid in the ribs for it because playthegametherightwayoldskoolrezpektzomg!!!, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that bunt.

It’s weird, it is almost like Dyson was trying to win the game or something. Doesn’t he know the unwritten rules are the most important part of baseball.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

“We didn’t lose by as much!” -One party’s rallying cry.

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum…

The ESPN trade grade story is just going to say “Atlanta: A+” with no accompanying text. 

Is this a good deal? It just seems like a garbage swap and the hawks sending a franchise killer away.

I hope it turns out like those crazy kids, Mudasir and Asif. Who doesn’t like a good old-fashioned Friendship Regain?

He dumbassed his way into the presidency by tricking other dumbasses to vote for him.

I am still 50/50 on whether this Russia shit happened on purpose or he just dumbassed his way into it. Neither one would surprise me, honestly.

the people are revolting.

I already had plans to drink heavily today, but this news seals it.

“There” “Were” “others” “games?”

The resistance crowd started the normalization of political violence? Uh fuck you and where were you during a year and a half of Trump’s rallies, where people were getting brutalized and he promised to pay their legal fees for their thuggery? Do you really expect the left not to respond to the violence that Nazis…

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Here is an idea: Reduce the amount of scripting is the show, so you wont have to rewrite them. GT was waaay over the top with the scripting, a lot of scenes were so scripted that they were cringe worthy.