Texas and Canada getting into two massive brawls? Sounds about right.

They’re probably angry about dragging the KKK’s name through the mud like that.

Eh, it sounds like a great concept and the trailer is fun, but it really didn’t convey how the game works at all.

Let’s face it, with a corporation THAT big, it’s literally impossible for the person at the top to not be corrupt.

God I miss the Jim Tomsula articles already.

Yeah, that voice acting and the accompanying character animations totally ruin it for me. I burst out laughing when he said “your son is in deep shit” like he was an angry Hank Hill.

If a foreign player did that during the American National Anthem, we’d be ready to go to war with their country.

If Palin supports them, you can bet they’re not better than anybody.

“Sounds like they’re aiming for realism.”

My god. This is what the dinosaurs thought as they saw the meteor heading for earth.

Yeah, nothing gets a laugh out of me like sexual assault. Isn’t there a Greg Hardy article somewhere for you to be apologizing for and not one about a man possibly about to die from cancer?

You should have heard about that time she accidentally cured cancer.

Fuck this country.

Why couldn’t Target be this cool when I worked there? Oh yeah, because that store was in South Carolina.

Should have happened years ago. Good riddance, though it’s a shame Fox Sports will probably snatch him up within a week.

Because they’re bad, inexperienced developers who don’t know what they’re doing. It’s no great mystery.

It’s obviously far past the time for game developers start a union.

At this point I’m hoping the Democratic Convention will be contested as well so we can get a better candidate than these two jokes.

God told me singers are the anti-christ, so while I don’t agree with her lifestyle choice, I still pretend to accept her in public but constantly pray that they be eradicated in my own time.

The point is Drumpf insulted Jon Stewart for changing his name despite the fact that he and his family had done the same thing. I know silly things like “the truth” and “facts” don’t matter to the culture of the right wing, but do try harder next time.