Safety first.

I like how he signaled before going into the shoulder to make an illegal pass.

You should wash out your mouth after speaking such heinous lies.

He calls that a collection? Pffft!

Nice goggles dude, wheres your biplane parked?

That picture makes me want to punch something. Hard.

Yeah, same here. I was super excited about the first 80 likes, but after that I think I started taking them for granted. Glad we can bond over our popularity on Jalopnik.

we get very excited

I used to work at a VW parts shop (Recycled Bugs, Inc. - don’t EVER buy anything from them. Oh, the stories I could tell...), and I always wanted to ride in the Things customers brought in, but they were always rusted in such odd places I assumed I’d either need a tetanus shot first, or die before I got back to the…

Your wife is one badass mothafucker

I still want one.

Your wife sounds awesome.

The right answer is whatever you’re driving now. To anywhere but the reunion. Reunions are B.S.

Panel gaps you could fuck.

Why does the Golf R totally look like a Chevy Spark in this shot?

!???!?????

Something is “flawed” with the entire Alpha design language because these cars are seriously ugly looking cars.

Best looking hatch ever. In my humble opinion.