I drive Saabs...

I have a Saab. I can’t do that. Hahahaa

Last time i took my Pilot to NTB for a 4 wheel alignment they told me that “my 4wd system is compromised”. I was like, wtf? It’s a Pilot with 190k miles. Of course it is!! GTFO. hahahaa.

My headlights have wipers. Except on the Aero. That has, kind of, headlight fluid.. For cleaning the headlights.. Because SAABLOVE

Dammit, how much leg do i have to show?!?!? I’m not THAT hot, but I sure am easy!

I don’t take my cars to mechanics at all if possible... Only alignments and tire changes. Everything else, in house!! :D

I’m a 75 y/o Grandmother... YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!! Ok.. Maybe i’m a 31 y/o man... :(

I yearn for the day that this happens to me so I can tell them to go fk themselves... WHY WON’T IT EVER HAPPEN!!?!?!?!?!

I am not talking about the R5. I’m talking about the silver Clio.

Their are 5 of them in the US right now on cars.com. It’s the route i’m going in about a year. It’s really the one that deserves this spot, just none are on “ebay” right now. :(

Also, as i have said, the 9-4x deserves to be in this spot. May not be any on Ebay, but cars.com lists 5 in the country for under 30k. MUCH better Luxury SUV than this dolled up Blaze.

the 5.3 is very hard to find in the standard trailblazer and envoy, but there are A LOT of Saabs with the 5.3. About 2 to 1, 6 vs 8. Trailblazer i would agree. Trollblazer, not so much. Especially right around 10 grand.

The worst part is this isn’t even a 5.3i!! They get the same MPG!! This is overpriced, IMO. Been looking at them.

Trollblazers are all fking garbage. The Saab included. The only damn thing “Saab” about it is the 9-5 cupholder and the console ignition. NO NIGHTPANEL NO CARE!!

YOU’VE JUST BEEN KINJA’D!

I’m all for Saab, but the TrollBlazer doesn’t belong here!! The 9-4x DOES!!! The Trollblazer is just so crappy inside. Test drove one over the weekend. The only thing Saab about it is the 9-5 cupholder (which was broken on our example) and the ignition switch. SOOO DISAPPOINTED!! Wanted to replace our 03 Pilot EXL…

This is Group A, and it’s a Renault Clio Maxi, Most certainly FWD.. http://www.tech-racingcars.eu/renault-clio-i…

Wait.. Isn’t this car “wrong wheel drive”? RWD people don’t know....

90% of them still don’t do shit either..

The correct answer is, and always has been, Saab... Technically you can still buy a brand new 9-5 sedan. If you go to one dealer in Connecticut. And want to buy a model year 2011 vehicle.. Brand new. SAABLOVE!!! :D