What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

Nothing an LS swap can’t fix.

So the next time this dude claims sincerity, we’re just supposed to buy it wholesale, right?

Real courage of your convictions there, Pewds.

I’m offering $3,500

Pfft. Arrogance and grifting are the backbone of the evangelical movement.  Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

This is beside the point, but is his full name Alan Van Not Land?

The party of small government, y’all! States rights!

“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady. 

If we don’t nominate Joe Biden, we’ll have no chance of reaching these voters!

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

The alt-right is the “alt-right” because calling yourself “nazi” or “fascist” is (rightly) placing yourself in bad company. TL;DR: They’re cowards

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

a baby that Sanders kindly asked to “keep that down a little bit” when they were shrieking.

If you’d read the Bible you’d remember when Shatner kills Raptor Jesus.

Can leftists stop pretending to like her now? She’s the worst combination of both frivolous and dangerous and the sooner she’s gone the better off we’ll be. It’s not that hard to articulate a case for reparations without also being an anti-vaxxer.

His punishment for assaulting a child is less than my last speeding ticket.

His punishment for assaulting a child is less than my last speeding ticket.

Meanwhile

I’m going to focus on one part of the story: the current mindset that it’s not rude at all to just whip out a smartphone whenever you feel like it.