STFU, Meghan.

John McCain is looking up at this and just shaking his head.

Ooof. Forget the whole mid-engine thing. The fact that this thing is going to be revealed long after all the retirees from Florida have gone to bed is the best example of how they are telling the baby boomers to get lost you could imagine.

So did he assume her calling the cops and defending herself with knives were all just part of the “fantasy” they were “role playing” ?

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

Well yeah, but also avoiding big spoilers. I guess they could mention that the second (and best) book is all about badass pirates.

- The video was faked

I gave up on anything pushing Trump out of office (aside from voting him out in 2020, and even then...) once the Mueller report hit and nothing happened.

I feel like the underrepresentation of women in sexual abuse statistics is, itself, a manifestation of sexism. Women can’t be perceived as sexual abusers in a patriarchal system because sex with them is seen as a commodity to be obtained—if you’re male and you don’t want sex with a woman, that’s seen as a defect to be…

He lives in a hockey arena. He is used to being able to pound on glass with no consequences. Welcome to the real world, Satan.

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

If it lets me disable the take screenshot button I’ll take 10.

All I need in my Switch, is to swap the A and B buttons.

The audacity of a tan suit and fancy mustard though, that was practically treason!

“Article II allows me to do whatever I want.”

Begging Eric to take you back?

Struggling to imagine a sadder scenario than “begging Donald Trump Jr to take you back”.

My truck. My rules.

Hopefully his kids don’t get any sicker than his burns, because this is just... I mean...