Glad I’m working alone today because I cried at my computer.

You’ve ruined sausage for me for forever.

Yep. My $2000+ a month loan payment apparently isn’t enough for my medical alma mater.

Exactly. I’m still six figures in student loan debt (including med school). That’s my donation.

Also, as a radiologist, if I didn’t eat at my work computer I’d starve. So it’s a matter of survival, too (although my increasing waist size since residency might indicate I’m too good at it!).

Snacking while gaming I bat a 1.000. If you can’t eat and game at the same time you’re doing it wrong.

“rarely opposed by a smattering of limp Democrats convinced they live in a 100 percent red state”

Lazy dogs are the best dogs.

This totally made my day. Laughing so hard I’m crying.

And they are definitely not reformed... :)

Ha. That’s embarrassing. I can’t even blame autocorrect.

My (reformed Jewish) sisters tried to keep kosher once. It lasted about a week. They love bacon and pepperoni too much.

There are plenty of doctors who want a single payer system. (Myself included)

Oh man, now you’ve gotten me mad all over again at my HOA and asshole neighbors who report everything to them (apparently my landscaping, which I pay a shitload for BTW, isn’t good enough? We have a “design committee” which is just a bunch of bored housewives walking the neighborhood and judging other people’s homes…

Took my one year old to build a bear for the first time this weekend. For adults, it’s a living hell. For kids? It rivals Disney (so is totally worth it).

My wife makes us do all the day care “social events” and it’s always so so painful. I want nothing to do with those people (and I don’t think they want anything to do with me...)

Ha, I felt exactly the same! I bought it, though. Have been waiting, and would rather have buyer’s remorse than non-buyer’s remorse, I guess. (and I’m definitely getting old, so I feel you)

Ha, I felt exactly the same! I bought it, though. Have been waiting, and would rather have buyer’s remorse than…

I couldn’t do a grant application on my own if my life depended on it.

Your work is far more valuable than the “contributions” of these lunatics.