josephroberts
Joseph Roberts
josephroberts

Living with Myself :) He made it work.

Yep. In an even bigger and more cynical example, I’ve noticed over my 17-year career that busting my hump and producing great results are overlooked more often than just coasting and basic networking actually result in promotions or job offers.

Please don’t give the other kinja writers more reasons to skip proofreading. It’s bad enough around here, already.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Hey look, it’s Larry Hemsworth!

They discontinued my beloved Mexi-melt. Bastards.

I don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks is optimal - at night I want it so cold I can hang meat. (70-72)

Absolutely! Middle guy should always get both armrests.  Why should the window or aisle seat get both armrests? anyone who doesn’t adhere to this is flat out an asshole.

Yvan eht nioj! 

I still find calling people from Indiana “Hoosier” to be a little strange. Growing up around the STL area “Hoosier” means trashy/redneck. I didn’t know that it was associated with a state/university until I was in college.

One of the best work from home tips I’ve read is to create a virtual commute. Get up and get dressed and ready like anyone would. Leave your house and take a short walk, come back and go straight to your desk to begin your day.

I know men are boring, but we can’t ADMIT that

I’m pretty sure a) cow milk is not a replacement for breast milk/formula, either and b) they already have notices like that on the packaging.

Here’s the thing — my (very smart, college-educated) buddy wondered aloud if she could give her baby almond milk in lieu of milk. This is a very very very very very bad idea. So for that reason, I’d rather it was rebranded to make clear it is DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR FORMULA/MILK FOR INFANTS. Jeez.

I’m a little late to this party, but we’ll see how it goes. Can I just say how refreshing it was to go to a local brewery that had 15 beers on tap, and only one of them was an IPA? The highest IBU, the IPA, was still only in the 40s. Everything was brown ale, or saison, or stout. I love malt and hate bitterness, so

Oh, I’d love to see her talking shit to Tony about his tech the way she did to Bruce in Infinity War. That was great. I want her, Tony, Rocket and Bruce in a room having the most Science Bros conversation ever.

Vanilla Frosties are wrong.

Also: Anchor your trampolines. Those things are just giant sails sitting horizontally.

truly incredible collection of comedic talent