Aside from the fact that I like my iPhone this just gives me more reason to stick with Apple. It is nice when a company makes money on their products and doesn’t need to sell your personal data to be profitable.

Oh man, I forgot about Sprouts! It’s been a while since I lived in the southwest. Definitely the best place to get cheap produce and organics.

I flipping love Kroger. I miss it so much. I used to go to college in Ohio and alas, no more Krogers where I live now. I always felt their stores were beautifully clean, well-organized and really well-stocked. They had fun little food items I couldn’t get elsewhere (looking at you, Jack’s Special hot salsa). Now I’m…

This. Edge to edge perfect steak via sous vide is the best. It’s nearly impossible to fuck up. The cut pictured above is too much gray and a waste.

If you’re at a steakhouse and ordering your meat anything past medium, just get a pork chop or something.

I was you until I discovered sous vide. It’s like a magic trick. You should really check it out.

No why potato salad is only a black thing.

I also said this... as a half Austrian person who makes bomb ass potato salad - I am so confused by this.

Sorry - I hate to be a Becky but... Potato Salad is like German?

I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.

Patrick, you forgot one of the most important don’ts. Don’t use stupid filters. No Suzy, you don’t look cute with that stupid puppy dog filter or flower crown.

Wiseau serious?

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Maybe it’s time to think about an endgame, guys

I don’t have any personal weapons (I do use them for work, though), but I’ve always recommended a shotgun. The sound alone scares someone in the unlikely event that they have broken into your house while you are there (obviously most criminals try to steal your shit when you aren’t home), it has a wide blast radius…

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

Also if you eat 50% less cheesecake it has half the calories, so then you can eat twice as much!

As someone who lives really close to Pok Pok, they’re good, but not something you’d be bummed out by if you never got to try them.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.