One of the best work from home tips I’ve read is to create a virtual commute. Get up and get dressed and ready like anyone would. Leave your house and take a short walk, come back and go straight to your desk to begin your day.

...because you know I had to...

I know men are boring, but we can’t ADMIT that

I’m pretty sure a) cow milk is not a replacement for breast milk/formula, either and b) they already have notices like that on the packaging.

Here’s the thing — my (very smart, college-educated) buddy wondered aloud if she could give her baby almond milk in lieu of milk. This is a very very very very very bad idea. So for that reason, I’d rather it was rebranded to make clear it is DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY NOT A REPLACEMENT FOR FORMULA/MILK FOR INFANTS. Jeez.

I’m a little late to this party, but we’ll see how it goes. Can I just say how refreshing it was to go to a local brewery that had 15 beers on tap, and only one of them was an IPA? The highest IBU, the IPA, was still only in the 40s. Everything was brown ale, or saison, or stout. I love malt and hate bitterness, so…

Oh, I’d love to see her talking shit to Tony about his tech the way she did to Bruce in Infinity War. That was great. I want her, Tony, Rocket and Bruce in a room having the most Science Bros conversation ever.

Vanilla Frosties are wrong.

Also: Anchor your trampolines. Those things are just giant sails sitting horizontally.

truly incredible collection of comedic talent

Aside from the fact that I like my iPhone this just gives me more reason to stick with Apple. It is nice when a company makes money on their products and doesn’t need to sell your personal data to be profitable.

Oh man, I forgot about Sprouts! It’s been a while since I lived in the southwest. Definitely the best place to get cheap produce and organics.

I flipping love Kroger. I miss it so much. I used to go to college in Ohio and alas, no more Krogers where I live now. I always felt their stores were beautifully clean, well-organized and really well-stocked. They had fun little food items I couldn’t get elsewhere (looking at you, Jack’s Special hot salsa). Now I’m…

This. Edge to edge perfect steak via sous vide is the best. It’s nearly impossible to fuck up. The cut pictured above is too much gray and a waste.

If you’re at a steakhouse and ordering your meat anything past medium, just get a pork chop or something.

I was you until I discovered sous vide. It’s like a magic trick. You should really check it out.

No why potato salad is only a black thing.

I also said this... as a half Austrian person who makes bomb ass potato salad - I am so confused by this.

Sorry - I hate to be a Becky but... Potato Salad is like German?

I remember when these tubes were laid out at gas stations; a little bell would ring, alerting the attendant who filled your tank, checked the air in your tires, checked your oil and washed your windshield.