Patrick, you forgot one of the most important don’ts. Don’t use stupid filters. No Suzy, you don’t look cute with that stupid puppy dog filter or flower crown.

Wiseau serious?

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Maybe it’s time to think about an endgame, guys

I don’t have any personal weapons (I do use them for work, though), but I’ve always recommended a shotgun. The sound alone scares someone in the unlikely event that they have broken into your house while you are there (obviously most criminals try to steal your shit when you aren’t home), it has a wide blast radius…

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

Also if you eat 50% less cheesecake it has half the calories, so then you can eat twice as much!

As someone who lives really close to Pok Pok, they’re good, but not something you’d be bummed out by if you never got to try them.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Gillian Jacobs is an actress who was in Community. I feel she deserves better than this, but hey, I don’t know her.

Yeah, they Britta’d the hell out of that ad.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

1) No

1.) Is it bad that I was hoping that Dad was going to get some good licks in on Larry before anyone could intervene?

And Civil Rights. He sent the 101st Airborn to integrate schools.

I don’t like casseroles but absolutely love gyros. So conflicted!

I’m married to a St. Louian and Lion’s Choice is the best thing about the city. I stop every time we leave her parents house, even if we just ate dinner there. So salty!

Love me some Lion’s Choice. I especially love thinking about the name. Given the choice, a lion would definitely prefer this over a gazelle.

Wife and I usually the same thing, but we wait til our tax refund comes in. Christmas already expensive enough so in my family we buy gifts just for each others kids and not for the adults, we are grown and don’t have the same expectations as the under age crowd.

My husband and I solved this by not giving gifts to each other. Now we pick one thing that we both want and buy it together. It might be a new television, or kitchen appliance. It’s something that we will both use and enjoy. That way we both get something we really want and everyone is happy. It’s cheaper that way too.