you misspelled CA Pinkham

This is a factually incorrect statement. I personally know at least 200 people who are far worse writers than Bill Simmons. You never met my 3 year old cousin who can’t even spell her own fucking name. Backwards “Rs” are unprofessional. Her name doesn’t even have an R in it. The fuck is that. So that’s one worse…

I wonder if Georgetown will win after he leaves. I’ll bet Jonah Keri has a theory that could explain this.

“They’re going to get so good after they fire him.”

In other White Sox news, Plainfield High School senior Nick Prah will be back with the team this season running the video camera behind home plate and creating video montages. His job also includes roaming the stands to capture fan videos, editing together replay and end-of-inning video clips.

You provide me the pictures, and I’ll provide you the ninth-inning rally.

We have our answer to what will replace the Cardinals obsession this year.

As a Bears fan, I am far more concerned about the impact Mike’s wife Yoko Gono has on his life than I am about his QB skills.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

One might say...freak-a-leak?

I don’t know what Phil’s angle here is, but the triangle is obtuse.

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

“Albert, thank you for the extra Trump votes in 2020. Singlehandedly, you engender everything relevant as to why it will be a true landslide victory for the Forces of Good over the Forces of Evil.”

Joe Biden should invite all the players that are not attending over dinner and video games.

Plus, the dude wrote Swingers and directed Iron Man. I think he knows how Hollywood works.

In the past week or so, I’ve gotten through twice and faxed once. I was polite to the staffer (who frankly sounded miserable). I just picked DeVos as the one issue on which to focus. I tried to appeal to his self serving nature by saying, “This isn’t a partisan issue. She is flat out unqualified. The Senator doesn’t…

Just look at the good Americans she beat out. They are literally starving.

Tom’s just scared because he married an immigrant. One who probably took modeling jobs from needy U.S. models.

I’m shocked that Vlade Divac would flop at something.