You mean pappy. Papa can be a father, but a father’s father cannot be a papa only a pappy.

The Koch Brothers have been informed and they’re sending Scott Walker to bust this shit up ASAP.

Oh, that. That’s just because I don’t know where Notre Dame is actually located.

On the bright side, if some wrongdoing comes out of the 2016 season, the Irish would only have to vacate four wins.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

This must be Bannon’s idea. Whatever it takes to get a Jew out of the country.

The Blue Door pub in Minneapolis. Three locations with the best burgers ever to exist. I’ll fight anyone over it.

“Where’d that truck come from?”

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

You don’t  know anyone from Wisconsin, huh?

No, the American League should eliminate them.

An oldie but goodie: should the National League implement designated hitters?

Plus, Red Sox fans don’t have anyone there to tell them to settle the fuck down, that’s where us White Sox fans come in.

No one hates the Cubs more than I do, but christ, just let them have their fun for another day before going on seemingly pointless rants about how they may or may not end up like Boston fans. As Barry said, they get until their parade and then they can go fuck themselves (paraphrasing).

This is why people hate New York.

Greene loves America.

Yeah you gotta say farewell to the old one, man. She knew you had a watch when she bought the gift.

“Eh, a three flanked by two fours.”

To be fair, I felt extremely charitable after I saw how happy Leonardo DiCaprio became after the Make-a-Wish team got him his Academy Award.