Remember the golden years of Camalot when politicians would actually fuck gorgeous movie stars and not just pathetically jerk off in front of an electronic screen with strangers?

I hope he got Bob Costas’ pillow on his stay in Russia.

Still a better use of his time than what he had to do for 11 hours yesterday.

“My offer is nothing. That’s promo code: NOTHING.”

Promo Code: FUCKED

The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

Counter-point: what if Bryant would have started the season with Chicago, and caught the same ball on his wrist that Mike Olt got, and missed 60 games instead of 8?

This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Any reason you chose a picture that focuses on Moses Moreno and only shows half of the back of Kramer’s head for this article?

That’s not Erik Kramer.

Starred based on the title alone. Will read fully when I’m not at work. I’m so fucking SICK of hearing these on-the-fence, tapioca-pudding-chest-cavity-filled motherfuckers going “Well at least Trump is honest. It’s SO different.” OR “Hey, at least he’s speaking the truth.”

Sweet Jesus, I wish it never happened. I am SORRY! SORRY!

Strict but fair.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

Any woman familiar with a real Buffalo Bill knows the private location is at the bottom of the hole.

21 + A Must

Wrigley Field