One bingo card please.

Gift baskets for Miami taxpayers!

Dan is the worst.

Always knew that Gnash is more of a Fox guy.

We’re going to run the Picket Fence on the North Koreans! That’ll learn ‘em!

Carl Pavano also dated Alyssa Milano so...............yeah.

I thought it would be “Warriors 3-1 Lead.”

Yeah but what are the White Sox up to?

What a travesty. Just another Willy getting jerked around.

What a proud and noble take.

Houston it’s Cutty Time!

Tots would.

Can we call Paul Ryan a “cuck” after today’s events?

So Trump can’t repeal Obamacare, how will the Republican parties’ base react to his ineffective deal making mojo?

It’s time for all of us to quit football.

Bachelor of Fine Arts? College degrees aren’t funny, no matter how useless.

Rudy is from Joliet. Not Chicago, Nor the South Side.

I hope its not about Baylor!