Yeah but it’s totally gonna trickle down.

Super Bears, Super Bowl! Super Bears, Super nah they are gonna be something awful.

Live the dream buddy. Live the dream.

You expected racists to hate with an enlightened understanding of religious nuance? C’mon! That’s not what they do!

How can Atlanta be a rival? The Union would barely stop in Atlanta as it marches to the sea.

It’s called the “Fredo Rule.”

Has Derrick always been this detached from reality?

Mets have made an upgrade at shortstop by acquiring a Jedi Knight.

Remember this guy? He was on the has been beat!

This is a dumb take.

How about Jimmy “Buckets” Butler?

Jagged little pills all over the floor

Wow! What a bicycle kick!

A lot of talk these days about “coastal elites,” should I, a mid-western, elites be offended for not being included?

That’s a lousy dog

Kevin Pittsnogle

Clearly Phil is tweeting in code. Most likely “I have kidnapped Jeannie and will return her safe if you let me leave the Knicks, CBA Bleachers Ding.”

My barber gave me a buzzcut a few weeks back and it is now growing back BADLY. Seriously how can a professional barber fuck up a buzz? My hair is lumpy now. It’s embarrassing. Should I move to Canada?

Can the Bulls rally and get the 4th seed in the East?

What about hot dogs?