Bullshit.

At least the Cardinals hacked the “right way.” Unlike those pesky Russians.

Let me guess....

Mom.

Is the bloom finally off this Rose?

You forgot to include “coach’s son.” 

Is it confirmed that Tom is a robot now?

Nope, don’t care for any of this preemption nonsense. Not one bit.

Thanks man, Happy New Year to you too.

I am shocked the bear of the year committee did not honor Jay Cutler. What with this being his last year as a Bear and all.

What’s up with Bodhi Rook wearing goggles on his forehead all the time in Rogue One? 

Got any New Year’s plans?

This guy is on to something. Fans will pay big bucks to watch him handle a game just like NBA fans forked over massive dollars to watch Joey Crawford wreck perfectly good NBA games.

Thanks for the recommendation. I miss that sweet kind man everyday.

I think a movie about penis jousting would be neat.

Delightful.

That’s not a guess. It’s the right answer.

Football is terrible and we should all stop watching it.

Mr. Orange Face, can you tell us everything that is wrong with the NBA?

I am not sure this guy has actually “won” anything by having the chance to attend an NFL game in Philadelphia.