Where does that guy get off?

But Jezebel is more of a news organization than CNN at this horrific point in time.

+1 Cone of Dunshire

Eggnog, for or against?

Have any of you seen Rogue One yet? Should I see it?

Counterpoint: Fuck that guy.

+1 Circle K

Goddammit.

I like my Radler with a shot of vodka and iced.

This just in! Depp is a douche.

I am glad she has those flotation devices strapped to her chest. Safety first gang!

Just a reminder for all men out there. If you think your dating strategy will make for a funny montage in a romcom, you probably should not do it and it’s most definitely unethical and/or illegal.

My man, Rich, just had a stroke viewing the film. That’s all.

Cocaine and Whores

I bet the Browns have already reached out to Fisher.

I would betray everyone on the planet to go smooch Charlize Theron.

Read your comment.

I am Happy to tell that the Price was wrong on this one, bitch

Good take.

It’s a Robin Hood pot!