A guy named “Rashaan” with the last name “Salaam” may have be more interested in a Dome of the Rock and not a cave and a boulder.

Fuckin’ lawyers

I don’t know what a Canadian would say in this situation but I know what they are thinking.

This is a right take.

Nice

Bill Hader will play Ken. Thank you.

Sure, more blind leading the blind will solve the problem.

#Rentatag

Wow, an actual bicycle kick.

Suggested reading that exposes Mormonism, Under the Banner of Heaven by Jon Krakaurer. Suggested viewing on the FLDS, Prophets Prey.

Don’t forget that Pakistan is a nuclear power too!

As at Trump voter,* I am excited for the bold, dynamic, innovative, outsider leadership that will shake up Washington. This Don Quayle must be a real go getting up and comer.

How dare you sir! Not once has a fan ever been drunk at a Chicago sporting event.

Ah, skins are a cum dumpster anyway. It’s fine.

Team of Rivals, you guys.

What!? No mention of the Bills Mafia? Who does that hacker think they are?

This must be Bannon’s idea. Whatever it takes to get a Jew out of the country.

Yeah, but what’s their excuse for this year?

This is a true take.

and the middle?