Ziegler’s IQ is 66, and Fabbrini’s is 72

No offense but unless we have the details of the case, we have no idea what occurred or why. Parents always run to the media and they are very often telling us what we want to hear. In the UK where I am, one family put up such a stink that they actually managed to sue and win an apology against the social workers…

Charlize: “It’s pretty dark out here. I’m getting scared!”

I guess for Charlize it’s safe to go on that date, because everyone knows she has probably be trained to murder people in a number of creative ways. For a regular person, a “midnight hike” that is “very private” as a first date with someone you just met feels like it would just be saving the guy the trouble of…

A nine mile hike in the middle of the night on a first date would make me think I was about to be murdered by a serial killer, but to each their own.

Could this explain his strange questioning during the Comey hearing?

“Originally a Fox News darling, Kelly now rakes in $17 at NBC.”

I want a movie in which Syrian Steve Jobs is portrayed by German Michael Fassbender and German Steve Jobs is portrayed by Egyptian Rami Malek... and they fight to the death. And it’s for the amusement of an Indian Bill Gates, portrayed by Emma Stone.

i honestly have no idea, but i’d like to think so...but then again, i also think bobby flay’s last name is short for flavor, so you probably cant trust me on these matters.

Because they CAN.

The point I am making is that it is not an emergency. I am not denying that it is a crime, but there is a proper way to report non-emergency crime and calling 911 is not it. When my car was broken into I called the police number, they sent someone out, I filed a report. My local 911 call center has a very limited…

yet another reason all marriage should be illegal

Wait, are you IN the wedding? Why is she asking about your shoes? I’ve been a bridesmaid a bunch of times and the brides told us what color shoes to wear (nothing dyed to match, thank GOD), but I’ll be damned if I let the couple have any say over the shoes I wear as a guest. I’m an adult who knows how to dress…

Well fortunately most brides tend to be relaxed and easygoing when it comes to their wedding dresses.

I think Teen Week is running on fumes

Yeah, this boring-but-smug bullshit about waiting around for some guy and imagining the thoughts of the girls who laughed at you in middle school or whatever gets to be on the same website that has posts celebrating genius mathematicians who just died? Jezebel, please choose more wisely. This is stupidity.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Did you watch the show? Because they did show him treating her very badly. Immediately after he slapped her he ran back into the loft and then ran back out with a stuffed animal he had stolen from her and mocked her for losing while insisting he absolutely did not have it, yelled to get her attention and then threw it…

Not when Jr. gets his jumpsuit.

You know things have gotten bad when Donald Trump isn’t even the dumbest Donald Trump.