Normally I hate performance art, but I am disappointed that I missed this.

I remember when the New Yorker spots would run unintentionally funny headlines like this. Unfortunately, nobody cares about sentence structure any longer, so it’s a lost art.

Of course I have selfish thoughts, everyone does. I don’t take time to screencap, post, and hashtag my selfish thoughts for the entire world to see. One is human, the other is callous and clueless.

Being disappointed because your vacation is cancelled? 100% understandable and acceptable. Announcing it to the world? Poor taste.

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is…

Have we spent all these years unfairly maligning Ferguson? Was it actually Clarissa who was The Worst?

Thoughts and prayers are with the Joan-Harts during this difficult time

The Republicans are fucking insane. And their base is dumb as shit.

That’s all I got. Poor people will watch their children die, and then put on their MAGA hats and smile. We’re a nation of fucking idiots.

I always avoided Kimmel as an irritatingly frat-boy dude-dude kinda host who isn’t very funny, but his feistiness on this issue is giving me a smile this evening.

I am one of millions who was first able to afford insurance after the ACA was implemented — it’s certainly not free nor even reasonable, it’s $800/month per…

Nicole. Reese would come out all scrappy and solid, but Nicole would hang back and just let Reese tire herself out before she just walloped her. Nicole is all about the long game, and she knows she can win.

It was actually one of the better weddings I attended as a child. Nothing perks a wedding up like people passing out.

I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech

At least Dad Humor is relatively unforced and occasionally funny.

These aren’t dad jokes—which are usually corny but also punny—these are step-dad jokes: not your real jokes, hell, not even jokes, and beating you over the head with it and sometimes, when mom’s not home, inappropriately touching anti-humor.

Last November is almost five years in Trump Time.

Haha, ok, you’re absolutely correct. I don’t know where my brain was at when I googled that yesterday. Obviously some sort of Trumpian Time Wrap.

So, having a child made you enjoy Arrival less than you should have and also made you appreciate Collateral Beauty more than anyone ever should have? I don’t think that anyone has ever made a ringing endorsement to me about having children, but this is by far the most depressing anecdote about having children that…

I thought Feud was fine. It wasn’t ever as vicious as it sold itself. It wasn’t bad by any means, but getting a bunch of older actresses, playing old actresses making a movie, is about as thirsty as you can get for awards season.

It’s too hamfisted for an art film, too much nonstandard symbolism and art-film for the regular moviegoer audience. I’m not surprised it got an “F”. Especially as it has been advertised as a horror film for weeks leading up to its release.

You are ignoring the many, many times that Ms. Hope makes the case that ultimately the problem with Iggy is that the raps are not good. The contrast with Eminem is instructive; his raps are technically great with clever, meaningful rhymes and a grace and ease to the flow; more importantly his voice feels authentic and…