Michael Palin’s in it?! That’s awesome. He’s been my favorite Python for ages.

They will shoot 15 different endings.

Vomiting but when you’ve vomited up all that’s left so your in heaving pain and all that’s coming up is some bile and mucus and you wanna die. And you know your body will just do it again in twenty minutes.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Yeah, a Juggalo mosh pit next to a neo-Nazi march is the culmination of everything that’s happened so far this year.

If you have no intention of killing someone, you shouldn’t pull the trigger.

Casual racism is an enabler for the true believers. They take it as affirmation that they’re not in the minority- that most other members of the in-group really agree with them.

Is that the son named Mingus, or is that a different kid?

i guess i just have higher standards than that, merchantfan.

i’m sure i’ve told this story before, but james has an ongoing, sometimes physical, feud going on with a friend of mine. my friend, who looks like eddie izzard, but who is not eddie izzard, which james refuses to believe.

Hammer can get a little savage on twitter. This comes across my dash every time Trump endorses racist shit.

the clown only one was great. tons of parking available.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

TBH I never thought there could be a worse term than plus-sized....

Let’s just say, my acne is back. ;)

I have been waiting for what I was told would be the magical time between acne and wrinkles for about 5 years now and let me tell you, it doesn’t exist. I now have both.

By that measure, I should look like the elephant man.

I can never emphasize enough just how much I get completely grossed out when someone refers to a woman’s vagina as her “sex.” Skeeves me the FUCK out! If a guy I was banging ever said that I’d be like GTFO at once, serial killer!

when I read the book, it just seemed so out of place it was as if King put it in there simply because he ran out of other ways to try to shock people.

No one said it’s weird that she calls him Daddy. It’s weird that he likes it. Which wouldn’t necessarily be weird for a normal dad, but it is weird for a dad who has a history of sexualizing his daughter.