From that photograph, it looks like Streep could play Lagerfeld in a bio-pic. And you know she would be fabulous in it.

The poor whites will be wearing guard uniforms. Just as miserable and almost as downtrodden as the inmates but at least they’ll get to go home at the end of their shift.

Make America “Great Again”, right?

A GoFundMe page has been set up for Kuchibhotla to cover funeral costs and grief and recovery support for his family, exceeding its goal of $150,000 in just nine hours. Purinton is being held on a $2 million bond.

People regularly walk into windows/fall down over things they shouldn’t fall down over at work and I have NO ability to not laugh. I’m the worst. I have the best no emotion face for EVERYTHING else but people falling/walking into things (and remaining uninjured).

That house is a metaphor for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave right now. Moving blindly, falling down, and causing injury.

The clip of Dopey eating shit and almost falling off a ride at Disney World is still my favorite of all time.

This is Spinal Tap: “Stonehenge” sequence comes to mind.

I don’t think Network has ever been more relevant than it is now. Or All The President’s Men, for that matter.

If you have to explain a joke, that means it isn’t a joke...

I am still trying to get my head around the fact that people would FUCKING PAY to go to this inbred version of Mos Eisley Cantina?

Can the media also stop trying to interview this shitbag?

I don’t know. If you eliminate all the ratfucking twatwaffles the entire GOP would be like, 6 1/2 people.

Turns out straight up Nazism is still lightly frowned upon by the powers that be... as long as it’s not near election season. Come October 2018, and Spencer and his ilk will be welcomed back to the fold like they were never missing.

Fuck their feelings in the ear.

I know. Hasn’t every president in modern history had at least one?

I would sooner wear actual crocodiles on my feet than Crocs.

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Why should it bother her exactly? She’s not a journalist. Jillian’s entire job appears to run the commerce arm of Gizmodo media. It’s not any different than being the person who sells and places print ads for newspapers and magazines. Do you also get mad at radio and podcast ads where the hosts talk about the…

Why should it bother her exactly? She’s not a journalist. Jillian’s entire job appears to run the commerce arm of…

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.