8. Which online source do you use the most?

You ask this with a surprised tone. The answer is yes. He really does think all black people know each other. Also, they all look alike to him, too.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

I would love it if the intelligence services planted a false piece of intel in the daily brief, something really juicy, just to see if it got back to Putin. You know that Trump wouldn’t be able to resist sharing something like that. I mean, it would be really perfect, wouldn’t it? Because then you would know that the…

Jesus fucking christ. How much more has to happen before you guys can get rid of this slimy, stale, orange piece of reeking garbage?????

The “Jurassic Bark” episode of Futurama can fuck right the fuck off.

The only people I’ve seen discussing this show are Facebook friends in their late 30s who are big fans of Grey’s Anatomy and the Twilight movies, and who go on cruises hosted by washed-up musicians from the 90s. They think this show is great. That alone was enough to keep me away.

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

“Incurious” has become my new favorite word. Like, can you imagine living a life where you were actively ignorant? Where you were not motivated to, like, know things?

Bannon (the man who fancies himself to be Lenin, but actually ended up as Rasputin) doesn’t just want to terminate democracy within our own borders—a vision well on its way to being realized.He wants to drop nukes on other people’s countries as well. If somebody doesn’t get him the hell out of the White House, he’s…

He’s worse. My niece is in that age group, and although she has all those traits, she’s also fascinated by the world around her and quite willing to copy others who she sees doing work. She also understands sharing and saying sorry when you’re wrong. If he had even that, he’d be a marginally better president.

Oh i am sure they will put a call out for “true American patriots” to come and work on this thing. Just wait they will turn it into their great source of nationalism and nationalistic pride.

God, the more I hear from/about anything Trump is related to, the more I feel the way Kellyanne Conway looks.

Yes, because our Intellectual-in-Chief is known for his immense understanding of the metaphorical.

When she was on the air with Tapper I was really hoping he’d close with, “See you next Tuesday, Kellyanne.”

Roman dictators were lawfully appointed too. I mean, I’m not saying Trump is a dictator, but being a dictator and being illegitimate are two different things.

Dictators have been elected. Hitler, obviously, is the prime example. Stalin was elected through the normal state mechanisms and he was also a dictator. The list goes on, but I assume you get the point. Dictatorial authority is not inconsistent with normal constitutional mechanisms for elections and pathways to…

“Where were you when you found out Beyoncé was pregnant with twins?”? That’s a question a person should have an answer for?

Skins, the first two seasons(or series if you’re from the UK) were the greatest thing ever. My now wife and I cried our eyes out at the whole “Wild World” ending.