He is the hero we need though we do not deserve him.

He looks like his mother was frightened by Gary Busey when she was pregnant with him.

It’s so mean. So pointlessly petty and ungracious and arrogant and cruel and small. Really, really small.

You can rearrange the letters in Ansel Elgort to spell Eternal Slog.

Oh no, this is exactly what I worry I look like when I try to “act sexy” to music.

Because he’s the worst. And he should be made to feel bad about it.

so glamorous...

No shit. Jezebel routinely trashes Elizabeth Wurtzel, but they like this garbage? Marnell is an incredibly tedious hack. There is nothing remotely interesting about her or her story. I just don’t get it.

Also INCREDIBLY tedious. That passage above is supposed to be an example of compelling writing? Oh, for Chrissake.

Oops, was supposed to go in the first post.

He has just cussed the pope up one side and down the other, so...yeah, meltdown city.

Every time Breitbart is mentioned, someone is inclined to click that URL. Time for a codename.

I’d start by disowning any friends and family you have who have ever voted Republican

The brains behind the war. Do not underestimate the power that has been bestowed to this monstrosity.

What a moldy colostomy bag.

I’m hoping he dies. Long shot but a guy can dream.

Miles Teller is such a dick that even Ansel Elgort thinks he’s a dick. Contemplating that almost makes my brain break.

I disagree on that part. While I don’t think they should be tried as adults, they are not innocent. They lured a classmate into a remote area and then they stabbed her repeatedly then they left her for dead. They knew that stabbing someone was wrong and then then they just left their wounded classmate to die. A twelve…

As with every case involving kids and crimes: remember this distinction. TRIED as an adult does not mean PUNISHED as an adult. There will be a Judge who will decide an appropriate ruling. In some cases of severe crimes (rape, murder, etc) the law can ONLY proceed in an adult court because only adult court recognizes…

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”