If you say your ex’s name 3 times in front of a mirror, Drake appears and cries with you.

Fuck that. The state of Colorado should be suing John Ramsey for wasting a shit ton of tax dollars on a sham murder investigation instead of just admitting their son was sick and getting him help.

I watched him on the news last night. He never said he didn’t kill her or he loved his sister how could anyone think he would do that. He asked the rhetorical question, “where’s the proof?”As if to say, I know you don’t have anything on me, which is typically what a smug criminal who thinks they’ve outsmarted…

Yes...possibly. As one investigator pointed out, the presence of DNA in and of itself doesn’t include or exclude anyone until it is identified. What is as important is how the DNA got there in the first place. Is it from semen? Or blood? Or indeterminate origins? More to the point, did it get there as a result…

Yeah, he definitely didn’t have a $750 million reputation to begin with.

Even if I didn’t think Burke did it (which I do) no human ever born, or their suffering, has been worth SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS

Seriously. Everyone who is grieving copes with it in their own way. It’s like the people that ask someone who is suffering from severe depression “Have you tried just being happy?”

Pizza in the mourning
Pizza in the grieving
Pizza at somber times

Bagel BitesⓇ

I think it’s because this is the first one that truly, genuinely, absolutely does not feel like a coincidence.

Jezebel: Where Humor Comes to Die.

It’s how they work. They act offended so portions of the press who (regardless of the cost) try to see “both sides” act nicer. Then they come storming in and spew their hate on a national platform.

I knew before the year was out there would be one that really got to me. I listened to Listen Without Prejudice every single night when I was 13/14. RIP George.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

It’s like Casablanca, if Rick and Ilsa decided that their hill of beans was more important than the world and betrayed the resistance for a chance to be together and still ended up dead. There’s a romantic subplot with Juliette Binoche and Naveen Andrews that is moving. Maybe if someone did a cut of just their scenes,…

“Same for The English Patient. I kept wondering when the hell the movie would be over.”

It’s not a masterpiece. There’s not quite enough in the realm of new ideas (aesthetic, thematic, whatever) for it to be a masterpiece.

Don’t forget Heidi Montag singing a selection from her record breaking album (people literally broke it) accompanied on the crystals by her hirsute hubby, Spencer.

The Beach Boys will probably be there. Mike Love is making the decisions there and he’s a gigantic dick.

Celine Dion, Elton John, Kiss and Garth Brooks.

He is going to kill us all.