I’d make him wear it.

Labial splits and under cleavage are so rarely in fashion. It is so unfair. Like, those are my best features!

I’ve always found people that don’t like animals highly suspect.

“And the dog owners that behave this way usually encroach on everyone’s space and comfort with their dogs with little regard or consideration for others.”

starred for “granddog”

On the other hand- treating them as merely property isn’t fair either - they ARE living beings that feel pain and emotion unlike say, - a couch.

He looks so ugly. And dweeby, and gross.

Naw, it’s just as shitty for Canucks and Russians to wear fur as it is for anyone else.

obligatory

She’s probably dating Elf on the Shelf. Those two deserve each other.

“Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme...”

2017 will be much worse. And so will ever year after. Until we die. There is no goodness left. All is lost.

She’s pathetic and she’s definitely gonna play that card in her defense. Oh poor me, so ignorant, so disabled. Is it really so wrong that I harassed and sent death threats to a mourning parent?

Because it is a tragedy so inhumane, it is unquantifiable and and can’t be categorized. It brings on complex emotions and thought processes go completely out of whack. Thus the void where this can spread.

Crusader against The Government and its evil hoaxes has been living off of Social Security since 2004.

none of us has the fucking rank to ask about Shelly.

I once said the name of the person I was having sex with and he stopped what he was doing and said, “What?” That was the last time I did that.

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

I see now that we should have provided it with a list of acceptable people to take

That might be the best magazine cover I’ve ever seen.