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Coffee isn’t the issue here. There isn’t any in this stupid drink.

Haha! Have you seen that episode of 30 Rock where Liz dates Jon Hamm?

It belongs in a museum!

Have you tried the roller lash? I alternate between they’re real and roller lash. The latter has more of a comb than brush.

I’m cheap, and my favorite is CoverGirl LashBlast (the version in the purple tube, that is supposed to be for length and volume). It layers nicely, so I can do one or two coats for work and add more if I’m going out. If I apply it just to the tips of my lashes, it does some serious lengthening. Love it.

okay as SOON as you finish season one you MUST plunder the depths of the internet to find the absolutely incredible Bravo behind-the-scenes making-of...thing that they did for that season of Vanderpump Rules

I was being sarcastic when I said to myself, “Okay so this is what I’m doing today,” but 4 hours later...

Me, defiantly:

Seems like a pretty wack place for all kinds of beavers...

I googled “devil doing yoga” and was not disappointed:

Kinja’d while trying to give you a star. But this was awesome!

That’s how I feel about dogs. The truest human-dog couples look alike.

I am so sorry.

At this point I don’t know if I should only be appalled or also find it downright hilarious that men STILL rate women using a number. Again, our current POTUS does this, which should speak volumes. I have never, ever heard a woman say, “He’s got a great personality, but he’s a 6 in the looks department at best.”

Mine was after a seven-ish month relationship during my last year of grad school. He broke up with me, more or less out of the blue, because “it isn’t fun anymore.”

Hmm, that I’d have to disagree with. While beauty/sex appeal can often render a woman vulnerable or targeted, it many circumstances it also confers a formidable amount of power and influence.

Nowhere did this article even bring up circumcision. Why is it so hard to stay on topic when it’s about an atrocity that’s done to women’s sexual organs? Why is it always, “We must discuss the penis first!”

It looks like....

I’d laugh myself to tears if Katy brought Tom Hiddleston as her date.

Maybe we should start a kickstarter to buy him a belt.