Agreed! I had a friend who said she just “doesn’t really get it?” and I had to seriously consider our relationship

VEEP GIF PARTY!

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can’t explain it.

I’m inclined to think that your co-worker is full of shit.

In Japan, they have a term ’Oidashibeya’. The best translation I can give is ‘the boredom room’. It is where an employee has wholly failed and, rather than firing them, they are stuck away in a nothing office with little or nothing to do where they will sit and watch themselves get passed by.

Customs Undocumented Naturalization Task Squad

That sounds absolutely wonderful. I like your neighbours’ entrepreneurial spirit. Fancy grown up ice cream topper sounds delicious.

C’mon, government shutdown!

Oh my god. The meme I never knew I needed.

I posted this the other day, but it just keeps being more fun:

Shit man I’d shake my bosses hand if she said I would continue to get paid but don’t have to come into work anymore and I love my job too. I just love my bed and cats a little more.

That is literally my dream job.

She’s getting paid, but isn’t allowed to perform the functions of her job. Sounds perfect to me!

I live in Nebraska, and, um, no.

Read Dead Wake, Larson’s book about the Lusitania. In a way the story is even more tragic than what happened to the Titanic. For one thing it happened on a beautiful spring morning and the passengers would have seen the west coast of Ireland.

Here’s a tip that I abide by.

HOLD ON: In what state is bestiality “technically legal?” Whaaat. No. That needs to be fixed.

Whaaat. No.

HOLD ON: In what state is bestiality “technically legal?” Whaaat. No. That needs to be fixed.

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