This is so embarrassing but your comment JUST MADE ME REALIZE THAT WAS HIM. In my defense, I was pretty young when I saw George of the Jungle and then much older when I saw The Mummy but holy shit. I am v conflicted now.

My sister just did this to me on a day I had off from work. “Hey can we talk later?”..............

Gay for pay! She also did a pretty slut shame-y interview with a porn star (Sasha Grey? Can’t Google at work) where she interviewed her parents too? Maybe I’m conflating that with a “I’m 15 and I want to get pregnant!” episode that included the parents. In any case, television gold!

Truly the greatest talk show of all time. My roommate and I semi-regularly fall down the rabbit hole of watching old episodes on YouTube. Remember the vampire? She had him try to perform feats of strength to *prove* that he’s truly a super strong undead person? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I lived for…

I mean I think just reading this article probably did it for me. Eesh.

Today I was walking with my boyfriend behind a gaggle of toddlers and I was like “why do you want one of those again?” and he was like “kids are fun!”. Sending him this article so he’s fully aware of the monster I will apparently become if one exits my womb.

Watching this was the. BEST.

I remember so clearly watching this show for the first time under almost these exact same circumstances. “I’ll just try one”...hooked for life!

loooooved roller lash! I sadly had to throw out my tube after a bout of pink eye and was too cheap to replace it

My fav! I have tried a bunch of “nicer” ones, including the Benefit one that everyone loves but that cheapo CoverGirl is my fav. Plus my eyes are sensitive so I have to replace it religiously and I’m not about to spend $25 on something I have to dump every 3-4 months.

Yes! Omg that’s spot on.

My dog and I are freakishly twin-like. Or maybe I just want that to be true because he’s so beautiful?

Three ex co-workers of mine were doing this in one of their offices one day, and I walked in and said “hey this is fun, I should rate you guys right? Looks? Personality? Body? I mean none of you are cracking a 3 in any department so it shouldn’t take long.”

OMG I shit you not this happened to me too! It was first dude I had ever slept with and my grandfather had just died like two weeks earlier so I had been doing a lot of crying/funeral stuff. Literally said those same words “you’re just not that fun anymore”.

Agree, I had a super hot neighbor (he’s a dude, I’m a lady that melted into a puddle whenever I saw him), and he regularly got upgraded flight/hotel room/etc. That never surprised me one bit, but he always at least pretended to be surprised/confused about why it happened.

This is so fucking thorough and also just ruined my life because my first sex dream as a young innocent was about John Mayer and it was AWESOME and now I have to be extra ashamed of it.

I was also like “oh cool so when a MAN says it...” when I read that.

Yes, honestly. My boyfriend lives abroad and people are like “why don’t you just move there?!”. Um, because it’s not that simple? I qualify for exactly zero of the visas they’re willing to give out at the moment, and I certainly don’t have the wealth it takes to get the “I just want to live here and I won’t be a…

Unforgivable.

I will never not love this with all of my soul. My roommate and I had to pause the show to wipe away tears when we saw it the first time.