Wow! I need to do less AirBnb and more hotel staying...although I would probably take something small like these people did. I also probably wouldn’t return something that had been in my family for as long as some of the things in this article! I couldn’t bring myself to feel guilty about a couple of butter knives my…

I really love this solution for some reason haha. I do think it would work on my boyfriend as well!

I would LOVE to read that article! I get really into reading that sort of thing for some reason, I just find it totally fascinating.

TBF I am *still* sad my hair never does anything remotely Disney like

I wonder if my moms stashed mine somewhere! I would LOVE to read them again. I loved the Anastasia Romanov one...I can still spend like 8 hours straight talking about that family thanks to that diary.

To be fair, the pics of STD ridden genitals that I saw in my version of sex ed did scare me off dicks for like an extra year :-D

My mom wouldn’t let me get the oral bc pill in high school despite DEBILITATING periods, because she thought it would somehow magically make me have sex. She did get me this vaccine when I was like 15 but told me it was to prevent cancer...which I guess is kind of true in a VERY roundabout way but I was like “wow I’m…

Steeeeepheeeeeeeen

I love this article! I used to work at a museum and one time the docents were going through all the clothes that had been donated to them that basically weren’t display/archive quality but that they obviously didn’t want to throw away!

Same, my friend.

Wringing water out of unnecessary boob padding is my personal nemesis. I accidentally ordered a padded bikini top online right before a vacation last year and was like “welp I guess I’ll give it a try because I have no time to return or exchange!”.

I am super white and burn like the devil, so I usually apply sunscreen naked before I even put on my bathing suit because otherwise I might miss one tiny sliver and have a REALLY stupid and painful burn.

Scott’s burns are legit the reason I truly miss him. I once read a Buzzfeed article at work that was literally just Scott’s one liners and I started church giggling to the point of tears.

Now I don’t even need to watch the inevitable episode! Perfection.

There is no fate more cruel than *only* having a glass and a half of wine and still getting a headache.

I had to train my boyfriend out of interrupting me (without a shock collar, sadly) and I am honestly amazed at how well it’s gone. At first, if he interrupted me I would be like “Did you just interrupt me in the middle of a sentence when I’m answering a question you asked me?” and he’d be like “oh well sorry I didn’t…

I had a coworker like this (not in my same position) and my GOD when I saw his number come up on my phone I would sigh heavily and my other co-worker would say “Is that Mark* calling?” and I’d be like “yep.” and then spend the next twenty minutes saying “mmmhmm” while he asked me questions and then offered like…

And Kathryn was mad because LANDON suggested the color! The thick plots on this show...

Immediately texted this to my friend so I would never forget it.

Lol memory nose. They are both so disgusting!