BYE AUSTEN

Spot.fucking.on.

Bell’s Two Hearted is the best! Last time I had to do hair of the dog, I did the Founder’s All Day IPA which was also the perfect cure (too bad I couldn’t get up to get it out of the fridge without puking until 4pm).

Yes I love all the comfort-foods-of-TV shows. Especially because I can doze through an episode (or five) and not miss anything.

When I’ve been home sick/”working from home” my tastes have run the gamut, including but not liminted to: The Americans, a Mad Men rewatch, 90 Day Fiance, Married at First Sight, The Office and/or Arrested Development for the hundredth time, The White Queen, Versailles (a fun recent Netflix addition that you can fall…

I’m cautiously on this team as well, but every time I see/hear anything about pregnancy (or GASP, read the comments), I hope right back onto Team No Way Fuck That Noise.

I mean, I get that it’s Europe and they barely go to work as it is

The bestttttttttt. I don’t even get spotting, which used to freak me out slightly but now I have embraced fully. My relationship is (very) long distance and we only see each other in person like 3-4 times a year so it’s EXCELLENT that I never have to worry about my stupid period running interference during our limited…

WHO SAID THAT?! I don’t think I have *ever* in my life met anyone who said they love getting their period and if I had, I would have probably punched them right in the face (especially if I was PMSing).

I’m applying for jobs right now! And I keep worrying “but what if they hire me...can I actually do it? Aren’t they going to find out I am not remotely qualified?!”. Jared has inspired me, through you, to fake it til I make it. Because I am definitely at least as smart as that piece of shit.

Haha I see my future in this comment

This made me cackle at work. Kids these days!

I picture it like the scene at the end of Indiana Jones...

This is exactly what I have with my platonic life partner/BFF. I know we both do things that annoy the ever living shit out of the other person, but we also both know we’re in it for the long haul and those things aren’t changing so we just kind of ride the waves. I hope to one day find this with someone who I also…

Starred for name not changed. Mark’s can really be the WORST

Thanks! And same...can’t say I was over the moon about Teddy and Amy but they kind of deserve each other haha.

That is some grade A nonsense. I’ve never met a woman who DOES shave every day, although I’m sure they exist. This sounds like one of those situations where a dude is like “Josephine doesn’t wear makeup” and I’m like um...sir when you saw me truly without makeup you thought I was dying of tuberculosis.

This is the right attitude.

haha I always just hope that my shampoo kind of makes it into that are. I’m I’ve done plenty of incidental washing behind my ears, but never on purpose that I can remember. And I think it’s perfectly clean back there! (not that I can see it....)

Ha! I remember this article and how shaaaaamed I felt as a non leg washer. But obviously if I don’t care enough to wash my legs, I also don’t care what other people think about it. In the winter I do exfoliate the back of my thighs every once in awhile if they get bumpy. THAT’S IT! I’m a monster, apparently.