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JosephineBhaer
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Mall makeovers <3 !! I am *hopeless* when it comes to makeup and Jane at least gave me the illusion that I might someday learn the tricks of the trade (or at least be conversant in the better products/brands!). Alas...

Never forget :-(

OMG thank you this is the most informative thing I have read here in quite some time

And really even for Disney mermaids, the ones from Peter Pan were not half bad! They were not playing around.

Ugh, same.

Yeah but...my skin would never look like hers because I wasn’t blessed with her genetics, not because of her sneaking  some tinted moisturizer

I can understand what you’re saying but for me it’s like...I don’t look as good as Alicia Keys EVER, regardless of either of our makeup routines or lack thereof. I don’t feel bad about that because of her lack of makeup or whatever. It’s just genetics! There are plenty of reasons to feel terrible about ourselves as

Exaaaaaaaactly what I was feeling but couldn’t put into words. People are totally rooting for her to fail/be called out and it’s total nonsense.

What Not to Wear was my favvvvvvvvvvv! Clinton and Stacy 4 life. They were always so nice and encouraging at the core, no matter what terrible shit people brought in. LOVED.

This sounds exactly like something I would do but absolutely should NOT do

I came here for this and was not disappointed

Sorry! Should have read further :-)

What about the bathroom with all the silk flowers glued to the walls?! A classic.

Same! At this point it’s more psychological than anything else I think? Like I can’t fall asleep without my full water bottle next to my bed *just in case* I get thirsty in the night or right away when I wake up. But that almost never actually happens haha

Same! But honestly I laughed to tears at her sloth video on Ellen and I have never been able to hate oneither of them since

This is the only thing I’ve read that has ever made me think “huh maybe kids are a good idea” haha

So amused by “my other favorite adult activity” because it is mine as well! Such freedom in deciding “nah” at the last minute

Did the same thing when I lost my 4.0 in high school

I thought the EXACT SAME THING so we can get yelled at together :-)