THeft is a crime, underage drinking is a crime, physical assault is a crime, vandalism is a crime. All of these things are also penalties in all student policies. People get thrown out or academic probation for stealing other people’s laptops or starting fights or defacing property regardless of whether they are…

“No, it’s a great idea on the part of his legal team. Not so much on his part, of course, but who cares about that asshole?”
-His legal team’s accountant

pretty sure Keith Null is a prank by a database guy

I always make it a point to keep looking after I find something. Just because people always say “it’s in the last place you look” and I want to prove them wrong.

They’re busy these days

Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

This is a man who lied and gaslit his victims right up until the NYT splashed his lies to the world. Who threatened their careers until his own career blew up in the backfire, and ONLY THEN said something. This is not an apology, this is a last ditch frantic weasel-scramble to escape justice.

Who the hell thought that movie wasn’t inappropriate in the first place

You’re both women, though, and everyone knows that women only count as valid sources when they speak in groups of at least five. If the women are unchaste, then they must speak in groups of ten or more for their accounts to be considered seriously.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Was Shirley Temple a Nazi? Probably not but Hitler was known to have a collection of her movies at his private residence. There is a very good chance that Hitler would have never gained the charisma and charm to assume power of the Third Reich without Temple’s movies. But is it fair to blame the holocaust on Shirley…

FTFY

Dan,

you are smart enough to understand his nuance and his overtness.

We think that because that is literally, word for word, exactly what he did. He literally compared his players to prison inmates, and the NFL to a prison. We think that he did that because he actually, demonstrably did that.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

...Scott Brooks is a Colin Cowherd fan I see

Then we remember that Hayward is out for the year and the smugness goes away real fast.

I have been to about half of the parks you mention as subject to the increase and I have to say, $70 seems pretty damn reasonable to me. You can spend hours — easily a full day — at the Grand Canyon, Bryce, Zion, and I assume most if not all of the others, too. Watching the sun come up over Denali is about as…