“Its kind of like the rumor people have that Catholics aren’t suppose to have sex unless it is to have children.”

He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Yep — right after the Lusitania was sunk, the oppression of black people was solved.

I’d like to think Austria-Hungary had a lot to do with it, but I know that’s controversial.

Hush now. They don’t let Uncle Jeff out of the home that often, so just eat your turkey and keep your mouth shut. We can talk about it when we get home.

The idea of the “Liberal Media” has always been predicated on the idea that Harvard and Yale are really far-out leftist hotspots.

Nope.

Raw is Calculon

You really should have opened the comment with “FIRST!” as well.

I don’t doubt that Philip K. Dick knew what his story was about; I just don’t think Ridley Scott did, and put the scene in but didn’t understand it. Deckard’s existential crisis was pretty weak sauce compared to how he was murdering people who wanted to live longer, and failing that, to live without being hassled.

In all the anthem-kneeling madness, the idea that people may be growing wary of hits like these doesn’t come up much in the TV ratings discussion.

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

Kelly lacks the humanity for this.

I dunno, it looks like they just relegated the entire damn league.

“So this is heaven, huh Monsoon? You’d think there would be less politicians.”

Rugby is better. All the violence of football with the continuous action of soccer.

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

Having spent my entire 32 years on Earth watching the WWE, I feel like the real answer to your question is a lot closer to “because Vince McMahon feels minorities were put on this planet for his amusement” than I’m comfortable admitting.

“You didn’t even respond to the substance of his argument..”

As the child of white, working-class voters, I am so fucking sick of hearing about white, working-class voters.