If all it took to drive you away from feminism was a satirical opinion column that you didn’t think was funny, you must have a very fragile belief system.

Once more for the people scrolling past:

No, you're correct. It's going to probably take a blood in the streets revolution for anything like this to get done.

i’m glad y’alls uncle joe’s deep-seated shittiness is coming to light

I’m starting to think this Mitch McConnell guy is a bit of conscience-free, partisan, hate-filled asshole.

One is that he knows he absolutely has the votes, and the investigation that hasn’t even started doesn’t matter.

Dreyer reviewed Mariee’s medical records from her time at Dilley at the request of her mother’s lawyers, and says that nurses and physician assistants overlooked several high fevers, and other signs that Mariee’s respiratory infection was getting worse.

I’m really getting fed up with this shameless mockery of others. Enough is enough.

It ain’t a “little” tree and it requires a lot of poop to keep producing.

I tend not to comment on women’s appearances but... do conservatives just have a little tree that cruel-looking blond women bud from?

Well there is the shotgun and the pistol for starters.

He transitioned to an alt-right contrarian chud so gradually it was hard to notice.

“... and two dozen dogs, former strays...”

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

THE RIGHT: These Leftists are rising in popularity. We must tear them down!

I read this whole post and it makes me so happy to be old (mid 40s) and not know who any of these people are, or care. Well written, though.

The last thing my Canadian girlfriend wants is for anything to Get Up in the morning. 

I don’t know, it seems like maybe the reason she gave for not watching football is a more important issue for the sports yakkers to address than the effect not watching has on a morning show? Maybe?

Well played.

she should try trying harder at murder then