I fucking loved Midsommar. Saw it three times. Every showing I was at also had people just get up and walk out. I’ve never been to a more polarizing movie.
Your wholly correct take on ‘The Meg’ is invalidated by your 100% WRONG take on ‘Midsommar’.
Correct on all counts.
Re: the dog. “Bleeds the household efficiency dry”?? Dude, you live in a house that has kids in it. You’re AUTOMATICALLY behind any alleged “efficiency curve” it might have had. Source: every household, ever.
Yet he gets benched AGAIN, and deservedly so, and people like New York Post columnist Steve Serby here act like he just contracted Lou Gehrig’s Disease.
Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.