Also the part where Kelly helped keep at least one player from being charged with rape.

Didn’t he already go back? I feel like he’s hosting one of those terrible morning shows on ITV these days.

I read something interesting recently that gave me an interesting perspective on Elizabeth; at the time she ascended to the throne, the direct line of succession was essentially down to her and Margaret and then would have gone to her uncle. Elizabeth seems to have made damn sure the royal line wasn’t going to be that…

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a while.

Can’t beat this.

On the plus side, you get to watch the rest of the Big Ten instead of Pitt, Syracuse and UConn.

Sooooooo...what does he do with all the Racing Forms?

Because it’s there and we’re explorers. There, that’s why we went to the moon. The idea that we’re supposed to somehow question space exploration as a concept is just nonsense, especially since it’s so damn cheap compared to everything else. (The goofballs complaining about the Apollo program, which was a minuscule…

Best.  Preview.  Ever.

He sounds awesome.

I always confuse Macalaster with Carleton as to which is the really hippy smaller school in Minnesota.

Then there’s the rare case of something like Comiskey Park (the current one) which is owned by the state of Illinois and leased to the White Sox.  

the type of bread it’s served on, that is, a bun, a single piece of bread incompletely sliced through, so it retains its unitary nature.

I’ll knock them; 99% of them are just excuses to carry animals around.

Noted in the article but still 100000000% fucked up: the USPS not delivering to tribal communities.

With a lot of Sleepaway Camp cosplay.

*golf clap*

Michael’s “oh wait, you’re serious” moment is prime Ted Danson.

Yeah.  God, it makes me angry.