Good.

Hell if I know. Look how bizarrely long it took for Rush to get in. The Hall is weird sometimes.

The Cubs did take care of business.  They won the Wild Card.

They went 16-12 in September.  That’s not quite blowing a lead. (Brewers went 19-7.)

Angel Hernandez is an insult to people with real discrimination complaints. He just sucks.

Same here; that was my prediction at the start of the playoffs and would be a ton of fun.

The first game wasn’t an elimination game, it was to determine who won the NL Central.  

It would be like asking Aimee Mann all the time what she thinks about her awful brother in law.

And as a side benefit, they knocked out the team that fluked their way into the playoffs by beating the Wild Card winner in a stupid play-in game.

Welp, this all seems reasonable, especially the part about creating new characters. Which they fucking should.

The bit about Rob Zombie’s Cribs episode is pretty great (that said, I think Lords Of Salem is a stone-cold modern classic).

Or maybe don’t let people who’ve assaulted fellow performers back into your club.  That also seems pretty simple.

But I would expect it to at least be a place where employees and performers can be safe from being assaulted.  You know, what Louis CK did to fellow performers.

Right, forcing the Wild Card winner to play a 5th-place team is hell a stupid because it penalizes that winner by making them play a runner-up.

Good.  It was stupid that the Wild Card winners had to play Oakland before the playoffs start on Thursday.

That sentence, as I read it, is just emphasizing the previously mentioned 30 years of marriage Hawking walked out on.

When I brought this up earlier this week in the comments, I was amazed that there are still Kobe fans who cried “fake news!” (literally) like Bryant hadn’t admitted to it. Give it up, you rape apologists.

Also, Bryant doesn’t have shit on elite players like James and Jordan and his movie sucks.

10,000 x nice.

Leaving aside that there is no liberal cause making her brother wealthy (he co-founded Huffington Post and Buzzfeed), she’s not responsible for him.

What does he have against Spider-Man?