My wife and I decided to make a turkey of our own because we still want more turkey after the big family gathering yesterday.

That story is insane. I couldn't believe I'd not heard it it before.

No.

Possibly because there were two movies, one titled Jobs and the other Steve Jobs.

OK, we're up to 10 funny people. And?

Actor. Mad Men, Fleabag and a lot of other things.

I so want it to be Jim O'Heir.

Songs are music, not literature. Going by that stretch they could have given Physics prize to Zaha Hadid because she used physics to design buildings. It's a terrible pick to choose a musician instead of someone who contributed to literature.

Hey, maybe by December 11th they'll have finally picked a real winner for the Literature prize and not a musician.

Just curious: what point did you miss in Harmon and Turner adapting Ellis' horror novel into a vicious satire? (And neither of them went to Vassar; your joke might work better if Harmon wasn't a grad of Oxford.)

I think Dave's move was getting rid of a stronger competitor while endearing himself to Jessica, who maybe we're just having a bad edit on.

I hope this gets 30,000 comments so we can finally get some of that great week-by-week coverage back.

God, my wife and I (Bulls fans) were cracking up at that basketball conversation. So perfect. (The PISTONS?!?)

And it *looked* lovely too. That shot of him in the phone booth is really nice.

Hoooo boy, that sketch brought back some high school memories.

TCM runs it from time to time. It's weird and doesn't quite work but it's an interesting artifact.

Nope.

It's fun to be the one who's won all his cases.

That's going to be a hell of a funeral.

I almost feel like there should be a version of Drunk History just for that story.