God, I was shouting at everyone on that Final Jeopardy. (And I felt bad, since I knew who it was, that I could not come up with Loretta Lynch either.)

Whoa whoa, what a ripoff of my PEN Prison Writing Contest entry, Please Hold For The Next Available Murder.

It's the gradually blanking book spines in the bookstore that are the most unsettling effect, to me.

Especially if your dad is Kevin Sorbo.

Someone get working on that poster right now/

Call up your lawyers, boys, 'cause all of this is obviously a ripoff of my self-published Kindle singles, Dial 1…for Murder! and Dial 2…for Death!

Hot damn.

Wait, really? I've never noticed that at all.

Excellent idea. I want him on there talking about the dinner scene in Sixteen Candles (though honestly, he rules that scene).

Nope.

I might have been fistpumping in the air the entire time Peggy was talking on the phone. it was pretty freakin' glorious.

It's kind of great that Harry's send off was just stuffing his face after Peggy insulted his pretending they were all friends.

How mean was your tweet about Harry? I delight in how he retweets the worst damn things about Harry getting hit by trucks and the like.

Well, that's the ballgame. Thanks for the nice run, everyone involved at the Simpsons.

So is Barbara dead or what? If she is, I'm back in the fall. If not and the minute she appears on the show again, I'm out. What a terrible waste of space that character is.

I mean, how great is it that Mike Nichols directed a dolphin assassin movie that starred George C. Scott?

Holy crap, I forgot he's in the bookstore scene where Fred gets cured with the Jasmine gunshot, right?

Plus, considering how ham-handed the 1st season cramming of Microsoft stuff in there (it really was hilarious watching actors try and figure out the hideous 1st gen interface), I wonder if breaking it and using it as a murder frisbee was a bit of a callback.

Portland? PORTLAND?!?

Especially since he wasn't that wrong about Nick (man, I loved how well written the parents were as people on that show).