josephdarling
Darlin'Joe
josephdarling
Jun 26 2019
1

My wife loves to tell the story of how when our kids were little she put a lot of effort into dinner one night, and the kids wouldn’t eat it. The next night she made them bologna sandwiches, and one of them said, “Mom, you’re the best cook ever!” 

Jun 26 2019
1

My dad hired a cook for his restaurant who introduced us to freshly-made mac and cheese when I was a kid that made that crap in the blue box pale in comparison. It appears opposite of what you gone through with your kids as that introduction was the first time we’ve tasted mac and cheese. I took to the boxed stuff Read more

Jun 26 2019
3

That’s your own fault for letting them eat that boxed shit in the first place. Yeah it’s easy but at what cost?

Jun 25 2019
1

But they aren’t delivering skeeball to my house. If it was at Chuck e cheese, then sure sell me medicore over priced pizza while my kids are playing silly games.

Jun 25 2019
6

I just ate some KFC for the first time in like decades over the weekend. It’s not nearly as good as I remember it being when I was a kid and they had one of those bullshit soda machines where a bunch of different sodas come out of the same nozzle so their Mountain Dew tasted bad.

Jun 19 2019
14

Kate wins because Cheez-Its, and the only thing on that list I wouldn’t eat a bag of if it was handy is Cheetos. Although Ruffles are my least favorite ruffled chip, so if you swapped in the Kettle chips from the next draft I’d be set.
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Jun 17 2019
17

I can actually stomach about one bowl of GrapeNuts a year.  Every once in a while I get a craving and it satisfies that. I don’t know why or if that makes me weird, but I know I’m less weird than anyone who eats it regularly.

Jun 17 2019
102

Listen. I know that this site hates the Kardashians and I know that there are a lot of legitimate reasons for people to do so. And no, getting a ride to an interview is not the same thing as getting a job. But as someone who has been homeless AND jobless AND without transportation, sometimes the biggest barriers are Read more