Darlin'Joe's discussions

I don’t care what color your are. Nobody needs more than 2 hashbrowns per order, ya fat fuck. 

Again, even my 2 year old has learned the “we don’t hit” rule. 

Thanks, Dr. Spock. You’re a fucking genius!

Um.... Maybe don’t spit on people. My 2 year old already knows this rule.

Jesus fuck.

Yep. Kids are dumb. Haha!

Calm down. We’re all just having a laugh here. 

Nah. Screw them. I ate it. Hah!

Indeed. I see now the error of my ways. 

I made homemade mac and cheese for my kids the other night. FROM SCRATCH! It was delicious, but because it wasn’t KRAFT orange powder mac and cheese, the stupid fuckers wouldn’t eat it.

Isn’t the world’s largest hotdog just called bologna?

Yeah, but no skeeball, dummy. 

I stopped wearing deodorant a few years ago and get laid a lot more now. 

This is a horrible tragedy caused by the horrible government of El Salvador.

Fuck this bitch forever. I hope she burns in hell. And I hope it happens soon. 

She’s the reason we need to abolish the “anchor baby” policy. 

You never seen conditions this bad? Really? Try walking down almost any street in Los Angeles, you’ll see thousands of people living in their own filth. Men, women and children who have fallen out from the bottom of society. They are the new zombie class and their numbers are growing thanks to stupid public policy and… Read more

I love the word “protuberance” and look for every opportunity I can to use it. Well done!

Some of us hate both of them. Because they’re idiotic. Stupidity knows no gender. 

Hahaha!!! Pesky biology. Always getting in the way of my feelings.