josephdarling
Darlin'Joe
josephdarling
Jul 1 2019
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I don’t care what color your are. Nobody needs more than 2 hashbrowns per order, ya fat fuck. 

Jun 27 2019
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Again, even my 2 year old has learned the “we don’t hit” rule. 

Jun 26 2019
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Um.... Maybe don’t spit on people. My 2 year old already knows this rule.

Jun 25 2019
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I made homemade mac and cheese for my kids the other night. FROM SCRATCH! It was delicious, but because it wasn’t KRAFT orange powder mac and cheese, the stupid fuckers wouldn’t eat it.

Jun 25 2019
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Isn’t the world’s largest hotdog just called bologna?

Jun 25 2019
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I stopped wearing deodorant a few years ago and get laid a lot more now. 

Jun 25 2019
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This is a horrible tragedy caused by the horrible government of El Salvador.

Jun 25 2019
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Fuck this bitch forever. I hope she burns in hell. And I hope it happens soon. 

Jun 25 2019
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She’s the reason we need to abolish the “anchor baby” policy. 

Jun 24 2019
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You never seen conditions this bad? Really? Try walking down almost any street in Los Angeles, you’ll see thousands of people living in their own filth. Men, women and children who have fallen out from the bottom of society. They are the new zombie class and their numbers are growing thanks to stupid public policy and Read more

Jun 21 2019
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I love the word “protuberance” and look for every opportunity I can to use it. Well done!

Jun 21 2019
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Some of us hate both of them. Because they’re idiotic. Stupidity knows no gender. 

Jun 20 2019
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Hahaha!!! Pesky biology. Always getting in the way of my feelings.