It’s a $60k+ truck. It’s supposed to $60k+ truck things. Like

Hmm seems like publicly stating you don’t pay taxes is a good way to end up on the IRS’s radar.

*Cracks knuckle*

EM’s attorneys made a half-assed attempt at arguing that we didn’t know it was really a video of him saying that. As I recall, that didn’t play well with the judge, because making up shit in court has different consequences than making up shit through your PR rep.

He did something like that in response to the pussy grabbing hot mic. He responded to a reporter something to the effect of “That doesn’t really sound like me” or some such. 

Combine their disdain for “big tech” with their willingness to claim that all unflattering footage is actually A.I.-generated and we’ve got ourselves a whole new pile of sh*t to sidestep.

I get that! You don’t have to go through all of them, of course! We just wanted to put them in to ensure we included proof that all of the videos mentioned weren’t AI-generated. (Reposted bc I’m dumb and responded to the wrong comment above lol).

Alpha-Dude:

Super Mario World is my vote. It was so good looking and fun, introduced Yoshi and had better mechanics than 3 while not being as complicated as later entries making it very accessible to virtually anyone, was such a good looking game that showcased the power of the SNES over the NES and had a soundtrack that plays in…

Super Mario World is just perfect. It’s the ultimate distillation of everything the SMB series brought to video gaming. The level designs are inspired and endlessly inventive. The movement is intuitive, but very deep (you can do SO MUCH with the cape!) The character designs are filled with personality. There are…

You forgot one of the other most important characteristics, rich.

Yes, but he’s a white apartheid immigrant, so that’s okay. Somehow.

Isn’t Elon an immigrant?

The Cybertruck is humongous, much longer and wider than anything else that might pull up to the hotel. I think that it takes a lot of practice to be able to maneuver it on city streets or driveways. The drivers of the ones I’ve seen here in San Francisco are unable to keep them in a single lane or to make a regular…

Fuck this clown. Aside from his lack of remorse, he also claimed he accidentally discharged the weapon a 2nd time (the shot that killed the girl) because he tripped on some nails on his deck.

The $70k price tag is for exclusivity.

It’s for people who see these transactions as investments. They’re not paying for a game, or a character etc.; they’re paying for arbitrary assets that they’re hoping will grow in value (hence the evangelism, they need other people to buy in). They probably don’t see it as spending money at all, any more than those who…

Pretty much my exact thoughts ever since its incarnation. AND i’ve got 17 more years of existence than you. So this is the dumbest fucking thing for at least HALF A CENTURY.

You could fill a shitty 1.5 mile tunnel in Las Vegas with everything that Musk has failed to “make good” on. Most likely, he will instead choose to drag this woman and her business on his also-shitty social platform for expecting a “handout” or any type of charity from him, or insinuate she is a lousy business owner…

10 BOGO coupons for Neuralinks.