The $70k price tag is for exclusivity.

It’s for people who see these transactions as investments. They’re not paying for a game, or a character etc.; they’re paying for arbitrary assets that they’re hoping will grow in value (hence the evangelism, they need other people to buy in). They probably don’t see it as spending money at all, any more than those who…

Pretty much my exact thoughts ever since its incarnation. AND i’ve got 17 more years of existence than you. So this is the dumbest fucking thing for at least HALF A CENTURY.

You could fill a shitty 1.5 mile tunnel in Las Vegas with everything that Musk has failed to “make good” on. Most likely, he will instead choose to drag this woman and her business on his also-shitty social platform for expecting a “handout” or any type of charity from him, or insinuate she is a lousy business owner…

10 BOGO coupons for Neuralinks. 

Free seat heater upgrade for 2 years on any future Tesla purchase

Cool down with a nice sip of what I can only assume is Mello Yello in that bottle you dropped on the floor, dummy!

BACK IN MY DAY....

Americans will use anything but the metric system

Its almost as if,... bare steel may have been a poor choice for an automobile finish?

Right? Like, how is that a bad thing in ANY way if it could happen (beyond the obvious as to what caused the need in the first place).

I saw a guy in court today who admitted to killing a woman in her home and setting her body on fire claim on a recorded court call that God must have made him do it for a reason because everything happens for a reason.

If God doesn’t make mistakes, why did he flood the world and kill everyone but Noah and his family. That sure sounds like a “gee I fucked up and need to start over" to me.

Thank you.  Biden is pro-choice. What is the issue here?

There’s probably some confused moderate demographic that’s pro-choice in general but has bought into right-wing propaganda and believes “abortion on demand” means either going to the abortion drive-up window every Tuesday morning or forcibly dragging at-term babies out of mom’s hoo-ha with a Hoover. Maybe I’m giving…

Thank you! Jesus Christ, Jezebel, it doesn’t matter what any politician thinks personally about abortion. The question is: do they think they have the right to legislate it? Biden may not want abortion on demand personally, but unless we think he’s going to flip-flop on his policy promises once he gets in office (a…

“Also, being Catholic isn’t really an excuse to hold shitty views on abortion, when many practicing Catholics do support abortion rights: In 2020, 68% of Catholic Americans said they opposed the overturning of Roe.”

I think the problem is that as much of a liability as Musk is, the BoD is probably too scared of what would happen if he left and took his army of chuds with him. His lunacy makes up one of the legs on a very rickety stool. 

Elon is part of the problem. But he’s not the only reason Tesla stock is tanking.

“It’s difficult to fight off Delaware’s accusation that Tesla’s board is impartial, and capable of acting in the best interest of shareholders” I think you’ve got a typo here.