Taryn Manning: *listens to Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, misses satire*

You don’t remember that Misfits song about bootlicking Nepo fascist politicians and how that’s what punk is really about? 

Everything about this project is stupid. He wants to sell expensive robots to do menial tasks. It is ridiculous. Much better robots exist for car manufacture (or any manufacture) that having two-legged ones stomp about, having to use and recharge batteries and never being able to get the precision of installed robots, …

Sure theses robots will replace workers, but workers will get higher skilled jobs like a factory worker who has to wear a robot costume while they work.

Oh yeah, the Kotaku comments alone would be amazing.

Should be the first thing you do before potentially racing through intersections and/or weaving through cars. It’s flipping a switch.

I would gladly buy games with Zelda or Midna as the main character.

Certain car manufacturers (BMW, Mercedes, Audi, etc) already have 155mph speed limiters across their entire fleets. Also, the point of this article is to poke fun at the manufactured outrage Ingraham and her guest are drumming up. There’s a ton of holes in their logic with their main justification being that 12,000…

I grew up on an “empty country road.”

Use a split maul, way easier to chop wood. I find that axes are good for taking down trees when you can’t bring a chainsaw, split mauls are great for splitting rounds once the tree is down and cut into manageable rounds.

If you do take them up on this offer, please remember to tip on the full value of the service and not the discounted rate. 

Your window of opportunity for that may be measured in minutes, rather than days or weeks I’m afraid. (RIP Jezebel)

SMH

Ohio here. Super happy with how #1 and #2 turned out. Incumbents won on the school board, which means we’re still stuck with one cunt from Moms For Liberty. I’m surprised the new school levy didn’t pass, but they were also super sketch about how they came up with the number outside of “roofs” so I guess it makes sense.

This story just kills me. Who knew the GOP supported distributing free porn to everyone?

With that settled, the important thing here is that, at least as of this writing, Henrico County appears to be in favor of marital sex:

Grandma’s on fire!

Elon is objectively a far-right troll; this is solid reporting. Feel free to read whatever fascist car-nuts read as an alternative.

Counterpoint: No

It really surprises me that problem solving seems to be unanimously dependent on technology changing to fit that need. And from what I’ve seen the reality is so far removed from that perception. The world wants to go all-in on EVs to slow our impending climate doom, but it’s surprising that nobody is thinking about…