“Nate Hochman is no longer with the campaign. And we will not be commenting on him further.”

Fancy boy does not want to give up on the perks of being a candidate, which he will not be for too much longer.

His supporters are going to turn out to make sure their god-king doesn’t go to prison.

If he’s the nominee, they’ll delay it again. I think this is Cannon’s way of giving Trump a trial after the election without coming out and saying it.

He’s a man dressed as a giant bat, he always looks weird.

Peter Thiel’s goal of becoming a vampire just took a big step forward.

And somehow Maine’s cold and rainy summer continues. I’m not really complaining, I’ll take constant drizzle over unbearable heat, but a little more sun would be nice.

Like most stories about Republican infighting, this is one without a hero—just a gay congressman waking up one day and realizing he’s been vocally supporting and enabling a bunch of homophobic men who hate him.

Ironic for the party trying to appoint King Trump.

Definitely should have been more prominent.

According to one of the linked articles, he’s been arrested.

From various school board meetings and town halls I’ve attended, I think there are quite a few citizens who feel entitled to be incredibly rude to public officials regardless of race. This is much tamer than a typical school board meeting, where every fourth person suggests that the school board and teachers in the…

“Elon cares too much” seems really unlikely.

The women who are all “I wish Trump would sexually harass me” are just really hard to understand.

That was sarcasm on my part. My actual expectation is that they’ll ignore this, say that it’s fake news, and maybe, for the worst ones, agree that they would ALSO like to fuck Ivanka (or that they wish he was their daddy).

I’m sure the “don’t sexualize the children” crown will be quick to denounce him. Obviously this is far, far worse than a drag show.

Actually, I think some straight people are because they see it as implicitly legitimizing the idea that other people are not straight. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen that before somewhere.

“Every ill that we are fighting right now in society has been brought forth by women.”

Pretend governor is now also pretend badass.

I understand the importance of achieving a quorum, but if you can put together a majority of ALL legislators from the subset who are present, I think they should be able to do business as usual.