And I think that this is opening a can of worms and we are not going to be able to go back.

Thanks, I should have read more carefully.

It’s funny because he’s supposed to be a real doctor, so you would think he would know that the test Trump took is for screening for dementia and is not all that difficult ... unless you’re suffering from dementia.

I mean, that would probably be more sensible that trying to make sense of whatever he says while he’s alive. “My uncle, genius at the nuclear and the cyber ... MIT. No women there. Only men who are women. Not women like we used to know. Not know in the Biblical sense. I touched a bible once and my hand caught fire.…

Way to read the room, buddy. Most of the country is not impressed with the insurrection cosplay convention.

That maze in the Chuck-E-Cheese. Or literally any McDonald’s ball pit.

Carlson seems to be quite a coward when he’s not in total control of the situation in his studio. I’ll bet he tries to act like a big man on his next couple of shows.

Half of me hopes we can save Aeris/Aerith this time around, half of me realizes that would betray the original game.

Playing BG2 right now.

Seriously. Evil but also so. fucking. pathetic.

They did, but Austin Powers went back in time to stop them.

I think this is exactly it.

This is why conservatives think they don’t see race.

There seem to be a lot of people who are incredibly kind and generous at the personal level, but absurdly cruel when it comes to policy.

That’s the only way their rotten ideologies are going to die out, one old racist shuffling off this mortal coil at a time, and it’ll be a long process.

Ben Carson is an amazingly smart, talented man who insists on letting his resentment push him into pontificating on subjects he doesn’t understand. I think it’s a reasonably common pitfall for smart people, to assume you’re an expert on everything.

If we’re leaving room for the Holy Ghost, he’d better be fully participating.

And leave room for the Holy Ghost.

And her kids.

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