Okay, I’ll stick with Crush then.

I think Crush, I don’t remember if I’ve tried Fanta.

In the aftermath of all this, Grape Soda has since been renamed “Respect for All” after Lawrence Roman bought the horse on Friday for $25,000.

Make sure that your cat is completely cooked before eating it.

I am too, which is good because I also enjoy cooking more than she does, and I want to eat vegan food, so I need to cook it. So far she most just seems to enjoy it, here’s hoping that remains true (although if I’m being honest, the kids like her cooking a lot more than they like mine).

Huh, maybe the advice should be for husbands: “if you don’t know how to cook, time to learn. If you’re adult enough to father a child, you’re adult enough to cook for yourself and your family”.

For whatever reason, I can’t get into Civ 6 the way I do with Civ 5. Nothing wrong with it, it’s still a fun game, just not quite as addictive for me.

Also, the Cranberries.

Bye, bitch.

Little Timmy Lofgren is such a joy....

Apparently he keeps making new accounts. There’s the real dremiliolizardo, who is a very decent person, and then there’s the pathetic impersonator who keeps banned and then coming back with a variation on the first account.

“Then I started getting more and more angry that conservatives in particular, given that we’re the party of family values,”

Also, you can’t eat until you figure out how it wants to be solved (and even then you get really shitty food).

Fell asleep early and woke up feeling rested.

Wrong. Babies love boobs. There’s literally NO WAY a baby would unfollow her for posting drawings of boobs.

I, for one, was intrigued to learn that Boston apparently exists outside of the United States.

If people want to use those statues to remember the past, covering them in body bags is a great way to do it. All the “bUt WhAt AbOuT tEh HiStOrY” folks should be thrilled.

a police chief spoke to him a month after the incident and told him that he shouldn’t sleep naked.

Not sure they can stop taking it seriously, that suggests they actually started at some point.

“I do not wish to follow in this pagan religion, however, I feel it’s important to recognize and support each other’s beliefs.”