Guardians was the name selected? They’ll always Spacey McSpacefaces to me.

Is “don’t masturbate in front of your coworkers” really a fragile boundary? Sounds pretty solid to me.

#itscomplicated

The cops who allowed a civilian to pull a gun on someone based on these ridiculous conspiracy theories should be fired, unless they were actively intervening to try to stop him.

Right, put the ball in their court. Worst case scenario, they refuse to work with him and take (even more) ownership of the gridlock.

That could definitely be the case. As much as I would love Biden to be able to peel off Republican moderates by trying to be as graceful as possible in his victory, but I don’t know how realistic that is. On the other hand, I hope his embrace of Republicans convinces some Trump supporters that the party isn’t worth…

I don’t think there’s any harm with making rhetorical moves like this, as long as he 1) understands that there are things that he just cannot compromise on and 2) doesn’t put too much faith in the decency, honesty, or goodwill of the GOP. Personally, I think he’s almost certainly wrong, and that Republicans will do…

Super frustrating. Academia gives way too much power to unaccountable (largely white, male) professors, and so many of them are quick to abuse it. And then there’s the old “I can’t be sexist, I’m a democrat and I teach at a university, you’re just repressed”.

She didn’t know he was a former leader in the KKK. She thought he was still current and is pissed that she wasted her time on a has-been.

Have these people been to a beach? Or a women’s track meet? The fake outrage is strong in the GOP.

Be prepared to get stuck in snow for 30 minutes while you desperately use your wench to inch slowly out of the mud and ice.

Maybe I didn’t read carefully enough, but it seems like there’s only one dude involved in the fight. So I’m not sure it’s really a dudefight so much as assholish behavior from one guy towards another.

The brightest tool in the box has been coated with radium to make it easier to find in the dark.

So Senates suck in other countries as well, it’s not just the US. Interesting.

Way too soon for humor that revolves around Aeris’s death.

Cruz knows he would lose, but the extra attention is worth it.

This will also do a great job of convincing other people not to share your car, which will further cut down on transmission.

I came to this article for the chicken sex and was sorely disappointed. Now I kind of want to google chicken sex and see what comes up, but I mostly don’t.

There’s a joke here somewhere about Logan Paul atoning for his tasteless video at Aokigahara (the suicide forest in Japan) by attempting to kill himself in the ring.

I totally believe that her bones are not racist. Her party and policies, on the other hand....